The Bit Bucket

Weight has been an area of interest for me for a very long time, given my struggles with it. All throughout the 1980s, I wish I’d known what I do know now. Gary Taube’s book Why we get fat and what to do about it was a seminal work in this area, helping to remove the nonsense that’s been peddled as “science” and “medicine” for decades.

I was already pretty much across most of Gary’s work before I listened to this as an audiobook, but it helped me to see where much of his thinking had come from.

2019-04-26

This is part 2 in a series of posts:

• Part 1 covered being sure there is a locking and blocking issue

In part 1, I talked about pseudo locking and blocking issues that come from having queries running too long. I said that before you start fixing any locking and blocking issues, that you first need to make sure your queries are running fast. Today I want to discuss RCSI.

2019-04-25

When I’m writing utility scripts for SQL Server, I often need to make decisions or report on, details of the operating system that I’m running on. Unfortunately, SQL Server doesn’t have views that return this sort of information.

In our free SDU Tools for developers and DBAs, we added a series of views to help.

OperatingSystemConfiguration has details of OperatingSystemRelease, OperatingSystemName, ServicePackLevel, OperatingSystemSKU, OperatingSystemSKUName, and LanguageName.

OperatingSystemVersions has details of OS_Family, OS_Version, and OS_Name.

2019-04-24

We all see news articles talking about how company after company exposed private details of their clients, customers, and sometimes, even staff. In so many cases, a reasonable approach to encryption would have avoided these issues. Time and again though, I see people doing dodgy work on protecting their data; some even trying to roll their own protection.

Don’t do this!

Encryption is one of the most important yet least understood technologies in SQL Server. It’s improved so much over the years and 2019 makes it even better.

2019-04-23

If you look carefully at the following simple query:

you’ll notice that I didn’t just say FROM Cinemas, I said FROM dbo.Cinemas. The “dbo.” part is the name of the schema. I talked about schemas in an earlier post. And all through these T-SQL 101 blog posts, I keep mentioning that you should always use the schema name as well as the object name.

By why?

[caption id=“attachment_2806” align=“alignnone” width=“312”] Image by Ken Treloar[/caption]

2019-04-22

According to Wikipedia, Betteridge’s law of headlines is an adage that states: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.” In this case, they’re correct because the answer is no. But as with most things in this industry, there are subtle issues with that answer.

In SQL Server, a view is just a SELECT statement that’s been given a name. That’s pretty much it. No data is stored, and every time you access the view, the query optimizer expands the view into the surrounding query. By the time you get to an execution plan, the view is nowhere to be found.

2019-04-19

I get lots of requests to help customers with their SQL Server systems. Many, many requests start with customers asking me if I can help them fix their blocking issues. Most customers aren’t actually aware of true blocking issues. Invariably what they mean, is that they’ve started to have deadlocks and things are blowing up.

[caption id=“attachment_4816” align=“alignnone” width=“384”] Awesome image by Jens Johnsson[/caption]

Is blocking really the issue?

I always start by working out if they really have a blocking issue. When I see performance problems, after eliminating obvious hardware and configuration issues, I’d say the issues fall into these buckets:

2019-04-18

I can’t tell you over the years how many times I’ve gone searching for details of a SQL Server build and/or related knowlegebase article. There are some sites that provide much of this, but I’d like to have it in a programmatic form. I can easily then use it in utilities and in my SQL scripts.

In our free SDU Tools for developers and DBAs, we added a view and a number of functions to help with this. The primary one is a view called SQLServerProductVersions.

2019-04-17

I’d love to be running Service Broker classes more often. Service Broker is one of the most powerful, yet least understood technologies in SQL Server. Many of our enterprise clients are using it and loving it.

What we tend to find though, is that we get requests from a number of interested people, spread over time, and locations. But not enough to run in-person classes in those locations.

So we decided to fix that, for this course and for a number of our other courses that have similar demand (i.e. Spatial, Replication, and more).

2019-04-16

If you look carefully at the following two queries in the image below:

you’ll notice there are a couple of differences. In the first query, the word Description is blue, and in the second, it isn’t blue but it has square brackets around it. The second is an example of quoting or delimiting an identifier.

In this case, the reason that the word was blue in the first query is that somewhere in SQL Server, this word is part of the syntax of the language itself. That’s much the same as SELECT or ORDER BY. So SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS) color-codes it the same way it does for the word SELECT.

2019-04-15