#SQLMug – Like a collectors set of 5 x geeky SQL Mugs?

Hi Folks,

For a while, I've been wanting to get some great SQL mugs printed for SQL Down Under but I need further inspiration so here's your chance to get a collectors set of 5 SQL mugs:

Send me (greg @ sqldownunder . com) a great line to go onto the mugs, along with your country and a delivery address. I'll pick the best 5 and get mugs printed with those sayings. If you're one of the 5, I'll send you a collectors set with one of each of the 5.

Simple enough?

Here are some ideas I've already received to get you started:

  • Chuck Norris gets NULL. Nothing compares to him either.
  • ALTER MUG  SET SINGLE_USER  WITH ROLLBACK IMMEDIATE;
  • DENY CONTROL  ON OBJECT::MUG  TO public;
  • knock knock who's there? sp_ sp_who? spid 1, spid 2, spid 3, spid 4…
  • ALTER DATABASE CriticalDB
    SET ChuckNorrisMode = ON
    WITH NOWAIT;

I'll probably cut off new entries around the end of April.

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